EYeOvIsIs [2012] Into Thee Eye Of IsIs


Yet another blind download here, but going into it I expected another one man black metal band that sounded awful, but thankfully the name, title and album cover aren't indicative of the audio.

Where to begin, first and foremost, a background lesson: I have looked all over and only found minute traces of information regarding this outfit, and the only thing I can say for certain is it's a solo project from some gentlemen simply called Mr. Monster. Now if you look online you'll see this listed anywhere from industrial to black metal to noise, and as a fan of all three I can say this is not accurate at all. Yes there are some electronic elements in the mix and yes there are some black metal riffs from time to time and yes it's noisy, but not nearly enough to fall into any of these genres accurately. Okay enough bitching, let's get on with things.

As far as a general sound comes, imagine if Atooishinjuu, Genghis Tron, Crotchduster and Aborted all had an orgy after a Meshuggah concert and shit out a child...that's EYeOvIsIs. Musically the project is all over the place in terms of riffs and styles, one track you hear modern day polished death metal, the next you're listening to a Meshuggah-esque repetitive section and then the next track is 20 straight seconds of chaotic pulverizing grindcore, so don't get too comfortable because you'll be thrown from end to end while listening to this. Unfortunately as with most solo projects the drums and mastering aren't ideal, and while the guitars are for the most part well leveled and pitched, the drums are obviously that of a machine, and to be fair they actually fit the weird overall sound of the album, and to be fair again the drums are well programmed and executed: listen to this in a bass friendly setup and you'll love it. As for the mastering, some of the levels are a little funky at times and it comes with the territory of not having some hotshot director behind the glass, but like I said previously: it's not terrible or anything, and is acceptable. There are however a few moments where it tracks seem slapped together and rushed, like certain pieces didn't have connecting sections so they were just spliced together, again nitpicking here, but I definitely picked up on a few of these. Lastly comes the vocals, which I can only describe as someone screaming into one side of a dixie-cup and string telephone underwater, it's almost new age Aborted in style but awkwardly horrifying in an uncomfortable sort of way. The vocals range from straight out yelling to growls to even moaning out the lyrics, and even rapping for a quick second in one of the tracks. Overall they are neat to listen to and sort of fit the whole synthetic vibe the drums give off, almost as if the mic is shorting out and is on it's last fuse of life capturing the singer's audio. Last but not least, it should be mentioned but there are a few samples used on this release, and thankfully they are done right and are quick and to the point, so no worries for those who dread Mortician style sample lengths, they fit the mood and provide an outside eerie feeling between the chaotic playings.

Overall it is a fun, quirky approach to metal, and it leaves you questioning if the entire album is a joke or not, but all I know is that for 21 minutes I enjoyed this release and I would gladly check out any future releases this guy puts out.

SHIT RATING: GOOD

Avgrunn [2012] Conceived Genetically Perverse


Like you some Disgorge worship? Well this is just for you. Avgrunn is a four piece Spanish brutal death metal outfit who play in vein of California Disgorgey brutal death metal, and after some lineup changes, demo tapes and an EP, Avgrunn have finally dropped their debut album Conceived Genetically Perverse. 

Now I am not the biggest fan of brutal death, and to be honest I am not well versed in it like some people I know, I just know what I like and what I don't, and Disgorge is A-OK in my book, so their usual clones sound good to me if recorded properly and done right, and Avgrunn is no exception. While the recording quality isn't ideal, it is still leaps and bounds above your standard brutal death release, and all the instruments clash well together with the vocals, providing a harmonious blend of oozing groovy goodness. 

As for the music itself, the guitars are packed full of tight catchy riffs, the drums are a little standard at times but get the job done for sure and the vocals are on that fine line of crisp and gurgle, providing a strangely diverse sounding vocal approach across the entire canvas...even though they don't change much. As for bass, either I am deaf and can't hear it or they don't have one, but don't let that fool you, the music is a full bodied entity, there isn't much open space left for the imagination to complain about lack of sound, so fuck it, if having two guitarists is your deal, you go girl, it works..

The album is comprised of ten tracks, the first seven being all new recordings, leaving the final three from their 2012 demo, and while it is cool to have additional tracks, all three are heard in better quality earlier in the album and it seems a little pointless to include them, but hey a seven track release would have been half assed. But as far as the promo tracks are concerned, they're not far off from their mastered cousins, they just sound muddier and slightly less tight, but overall pretty much the same thing.

All nitpicking aside, Avgrunn deliver a fun little California style brutal death album and while they are far from innovative, it's still entertaining to listen to if you're bored with your Disgorge records and considering they are practically on the other side of the globe, they perform the style well, and do be fair, the performance is good, the recording quality is good, and it kept me interested all the way through, so it deserves a a pat on the back, I just wish Avgrunn took a note from their neighbors Wormed and explored a bit more into the genre.

p.s. whoever did the art for this needs to be fucking fired.

SHIT RATING: GOOD

Azaghal [2012] Nemesis


So to be honest I have never heard of this band before, and what sold me was the cool artwork, so I went into this with no real expectations, just a fancy for the artwork.

What I was given was some pretty decent Finnish black metal from an apparently well established group. Acting as Azaghal's ninth full length, Nemesis is a noisy action packed black metal assault, chock full of over-driven guitars, pretty decent vocals and drums that actually don't suck! Granted this is nothing ground-breaking or state of the art, but it is definitely fun and interesting to listen to, and considering how many terrible black metal acts there are these days who deliver terrible production and half-ass attempts, Azaghal have graced us with a quality piece of evilness. For those who are unfamiliar with the band, the band can be broken down simply: the vocals are a good mixture of Alexi Laiho and Shagrath, which I know are terrible names to mention but it makes sense to me. The guitars are nice and crisp, and while they could be a bit more dense and power driven, they fill the background properly and have some quality leads thrown in to the stereotypical black metal riffs that are expected from this style of music, and hell there is even a clean interlude or two thrown in to change the pace up. The bass is pretty much non-existent as to be expected, but it wouldn't fit well in this to have a dominating bass line thrown into the mix. And last but not least comes the drums, which unlike many competitors are real and actually decently tuned: the kick is a nice thud, the cymbals are evenly distributed in sound and pitch and the snare fits along with the whole concoction. There are some keys and effects thrown in throughout the album and they only add to the flavor, but aren't really a big part of the sound.

What kept me listening to Nemesis was that it never got boring, which I have happen alot with modern black metal in general. And while like I said earlier there is nothing really out of the box with this release, it keeps your attention drawn with many different speeds and directions, all while holding true to a singular approach and overall sound, and what I mean by this is that throughout the album you're presented with intense face ripping assaults, glacial almost doom like interludes and even symphonic ambienty sections, but never once do you question who's playing behind the giant mass that is Azaghal. So if you're into black metal and don't have a stick up your ass, check it out, if you go through your black metal with a fine toothed comb, you might not be that impressed with this release.

SHIT RATING: GOOD 

Done with old posts

I just migrated a ton of old review posts from my old blogger account, so anything from here on out will be fresh shit and should make a little more sense time-wise.

Fuck off assholes. :)

Triarii [2011] Exile


Seeing as how I never thought this album would come out, a mountain of anticipation had built up for this, so I decided to do a track review instead of the normal quick 2 minute write up, so here it goes. For those unfamiliar with the group, Triarii is a solo martial industrial project by Christian Erdmann that combines neoclassical and orchestral sounds with strong martial drum work and samples. The subject matter is a little on the risque side, so those of you who are overly PC may want to plug your ears for this one. 

Here it goes.

Monstranz:
The track begins with an orchestra pit warming up, complete with audience chatter and the papers of attendees shuffling in the faint background. Over the next 80 seconds the ensemble slowly begins to conform to the same on-key pitch and instantly it all ends, a moment of silence falls and in the blink of an eye the entire landscape is changed and instantly you are transformed into a scene from Triumph of the Will. With the entire orchestral backdrop in full effect it feels as if you are peering out an open window inside of a bomber airplane as it passes over the scar ridden battlefields of Europe. As the journey continues you are fed a healthy dose of choir singers in the far background, completing the entire WWII soundscape and just when you get comfortable, all goes quiet.

Emperor of the Sun:
Just like in the previous track the brief silence prior to the track is soon disrupted with samples of bombs exploding, intense horns and eerie choir singers. Once the mood has been established Christian's signature multilayer vocals kick in to complete the ongoing war that has erupted within the track. Much like in Europa, Rose 4 Rome and Ode to the Sun, Emperor of the Sun makes use of the screeching tire (?) sample that transitions into a wall of orchestral goodness. The lyrics covered in this track are similar in vein to We Are One, in that Christian spends most of the time labeling himself, i.e. "I am the king, I am the leader of heaven and hell", giving the lyrics an almost tyrannical aesthetic to them. As one of the three vocal tracks of this short release it is one of my more favorable tracks. Much like in Monstranz, the feeling of an aerial floating has continued to influence me the listener, giving me a higher more out of body sensation to the music's power.

Exile:
Now on for the title track, and unlike the previous two tracks Exile slows down the pace a bit by adding much more melodic synthwork and a steady softer martial drum beat throughout the entire track, all the while possessing the unexpected yet anticipatory high transitions in the music. Acting as a pallet cleanser of sorts, Exile's main job it seems is to remind the listener that war is not all about violence and bloodshed, but that there is a side of beauty to the bombing and bullets that make up the chaotic hellfire. While many of Triarii's most notable tracks are those with pulsating atmospheres and intense vocals and lyrics, it is tracks like Exile that set the listener up for such crescendos and without these softer pallet cleansers we would not be able to appreciate both the soft and militant side of Triarii.

Iron Fields:
With the mind fully returned to a peaceful place, it is time to get back to battle. The track begins with a wall of violin work perfectly placed between the steady thud of a perfect martial beat performed on deep bass drums. Once the mood has been established the song takes a twist with the addition of playful flutes, similar in vein of Victoria, and before you know it that booming voice is back, this time at a calmer more conversational pace in an almost Dead Man's Hill or Alle Sagen Ja fashion. Unlike Emperor of the Sun, Iron Fields is a much slower and softer paced track, even featuring faint clean backing vocals between the main lyrical portions of the song. There are absolutely no sudden highs or unexpected twists in this song, however there is a sneaky suspicion that this track may be leading up to a grand finale of sorts. For the usual Triarii listener this track may take a few listeners by surprise by how anticlimactic, yet interesting this track is.

Stadt Der Jugend:
As expected the bombastic bastard child we know as Triarii jumps back into gear and delivers a sample ridden track of something one may find in Across The Rubicon's closet. The orchestral feel of the outfit takes a back seat to a more digital sounding beat that provides a constant backdrop for the assorted sample speeches that occupy this track. While I am not entirely sure who is speaking, I can only assume the content is that of the Nazi regime, which gives the atmosphere a nostalgic and uneasy vibe to it, this is all positive by the way. After the first movement is done the orchestra jolts back to the forefront giving a perfect collaboration of the more synthetic beat and the organic feel of the orchestra, creating a wall of blitzkreig fashioned martial industrial. Images of perfectly sculpted Hitler-Jugend children danced in my head as if I were watching a propoghanda film from Goebbels himself. While I am not entirely sold on the beat that serves as the constant backbone of this track, the crescendos in this track are ungodly and bring back that feeling of soaring over Europe as explosions destroy the soft delicate crust below. As is Triarii's style right when you feel like you know what's coming next the track ends and you're left wondering what is around the corner.

Heimkehr:
And of course the next step in this aural march is another soft pallet cleanser, or is it? Starting off with more playful synthwork, the higher pitched sounds transition from one speaker to the next, weaving from your right hemisphere, to your core, to your left hemisphere, giving you the feeling that you are overlooking your entire fleet at a perched ground level, slowly overtaking the opposition. In comes the rhythmic drum beat, sounding strikingly like bombs sporadically exploding in the distance. The track is slowly turning into a rising buildup, with a steady stream of snare drums and choir singers, but what is different with this track is that there is something oddly missing from the track, and I don't necessarily mean this in a bad way, but it just feels like this track may have been left incomplete as so the listener could fill in the missing pieces and arrange their own portrait of the song in their minds, meaning the track is versatile enough to produce a different scenario for every listener. Much like I envisioned myself looking out to thousands of marching troops, perhaps other listeners will paint a different picture in their heads. With the track coming to a close it is anyone's guess how this all will end.

Solemn Vigil:
Unlike the previous tracks, Solemn Vigil's transition from the previous track is much more abrasive and intrusive, with loud church bells filling the opening seconds of the track, creating a constant pace for the song. Once the opening chants of the large church bells has lapsed, somber orchestral strings fill the air, and coupled with a fitting choir backing the track takes a depressing tone, one that is not really commonplace for Triarii. Christian's vocals come in, almost in vein to TriORE, recounting a message to that of a lost soldier in battle. This track took me most by surprise for the fact that the mood of the song is not that of a thriving martial war machine, but a serious and sincere attempt at recounting the upsetting reality of losing a loved one in battle. As the track progresses more orchestral pieces come into play and it almost gives the impression of a walking funeral procession or a military funeral being conducted before you. The overall theme of this song is not of war itself, and no true propaganda is expressed in this track, instead Christian simply speaks to a fallen soldier and praises his efforts. The track ends with one final aerial prospective transitioning the listener from one side of reality to the other, finalizing the entire ride on a melodic and balanced platform, and with that the church bells return, a strong wind is heard breezing through the soundscape and with one final strike of the bell the track concludes, as does the album.

Complaints? The only real complaints I have with this release is that I wish Christian mixed the vocal layering up a bit more on the vocal tracks. When you compare his other vocal songs you can notice a subtle change and it allows for each track to develop its own vocal vibe if you will, but on this one it felt like he kept the same presets and layering for all 3 tracks. Aside from that minor complaint I have nothing bad to say about Exile, except that I wish it were longer!

SHIT RATING: GOOD

Grave Disgrace [2012] Grave Disgrace



Today feels like a short review kind of day, but don’t let it fool you, this album is the tits.

Hailing from mother Russia, Grave Disgrace is a stoner doom outfit with old school doom/rock vocals. The band delivers walls upon walls of repetitive (in a good way) crushing grooves, cavernous Saint Vitus/Goatsnake style vocals and clean crisp production that will leave the listener to just bang their head in an orgasmic pulsing frenzy. In this self titled record Grave Disgrace managed to channel Black Sabbath’s stoner rock 1970’s sound and project it into a present day distorted clusterfuck of delight, without coming off as boring or flimsy like some throwback bands do these days. Overall it is a grand treat and should appeal to any doom/stoner fan.

SHIT RATING: GOOD

Der Blutharsch And The Infinite Church Of The Leading Hand [2012] The Beginning And The End



Fresh off their 2012 European tour, Der Blutharsch and the Super Long Name have dropped a two track EP to hold fans over until the new album is completed. 

>1. Untitled

Like something straight out of Pink Floyd’s ‘Empty Spaces’ this track opens with leading distorted guitar whaling over the droney rhythmic pattern of programmed percussion and subsonic synthesizers. Much like in ‘Empty Spaces’ an eerie and haunting voice chimes in telling a tale of theology and thanks, which may sound corny considering the artist involved but the track sounds like something Jim Jones would have listened to in his off time. As the song progresses more and more components come into play, allowing the guitars and drums to develop more into a cascading rumble across the aural spectrum and just when you start to feel comfortable the track putters out (literally) and fades into obscurity. 

>2. Untitled

Unlike the previous work the second half of this EP sounds more like previously released DBATICOTLH, or even off DB’s Philosopher’s Stone album. The track is comprised of a simple synthetic drum beat that weaves in and out of distorted guitar leads and inaudible spoken background sampling. While not as interesting or moving as the first track it is what I have grown to expect from Albin Julius. 

Overall I don’t love it or hate it, but it’s only two tracks and it sums up DB’s new approach to their music rather well, so if you’re like me and get bored half way through DBATICOTLH releases, this dose is just right.

SHIT RATING: GOOD